Monsters in the basement

I have become mildly frustrated with the dryer machines in my dorm. They seem to have a life of their own. There are times when your clothes exit the machine as wet as they entered. What's more, they seem to selectively dry your clothes and always, always pick the most mundane of clothing to dry. Which means, my sleeping clothes are always dry but my day clothes are almost always damp.... In the words of my Hist Prof...AArrrrgh.....

In case you are wondering, why monsters? Remember we used to watch shows of kids being afraid of the washing machine in the basement? Though in this case, the monsters are less scary than they are annoying.